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On Friday I went to an 80's party knowing, full well, that we had to pack and move out before 3PM Saturday. With the exception of D, I don't think the guys faired that well. Some of them were in the wrong decade, the 90s, and many of them were just hipsters rocking white plastic shades. The ladies were right on.

On our way out the door was crowded. So I tried to squeeze thru a few folks with my ass in the air. It was uncalled for and I should have said excuse me. Instead I announced, "I'm too fat for this shit. My bad!". I felt I was in a game of freeze tag: all eyes on me and everyone stiff.